
Chapter 01 — Bats or Butterflies
Chapter 02 — Friends and Family Get the Good Dishes
Chapter 04 — Forever Undecided
Chapter 05 There’s a Pool on the Roof!
Chapter 06 — The Shoe Stealing Mud Sucking Holed
Chapter 07 — Hanging Ten While Interviewing
Chapter 08 —Don’t Embarrass Yourself
Chapter 09 — Smile… Never Mind Frozen Nipples and Basketball
Chapter 10 — Short Straw: The Maid and Mrs. Bubbles
Chapter 11 — Lightning Boy and the Trail of Skulls
Chapter 14 — The Twelve Shortest Boys in the School
Chapter 15 — Short Straw: Monkey Spine and the Bamboo Forest
Chapter 16 — $6 Panamanian Protector
Chapter 17 — Just Let the Maid Pay for the Pot.
Chapter 18 — Lady, are You Coming Off That Slide?.
Chapter 19 — Short Straw: JiNgLeS Doesn’t Need ID
Chapter 20 — The Voodoo Teacher
Chapter 21 — Bats or Butterflies
Chapter 22 — Do I Have to be a Drug Lord?
Chapter 23 — Puerto Rico, No Women Allowed
Chapter 24 — Dude, You’re Naive, You Were Dumped
Chapter 25 — He Said I Talked Like a Man
Chapter 26 — Mr. Harry Nut and a Hub
Chapter 28 — Do You Want the $1 or $2 Empanada?
Chapter 29 — Keep Your Money Lady
Chapter 31 — So, If I Couldn’t Hold a Conversation…
Chapter 32 — I’m Not Friends With a General
Chapter 33 — Another Hazard of Being a Good Conversationalist
Chapter 34 — Get Back In Your Playpen
Chapter 36 — Robert Didn’t Take That Well at All
Chapter 37 — But Short Straw has Red Hair
Chapter 38 — Don’t Hold the Birds Drink
Chapter 39 — What Are You Looking At?
Chapter 40 — I’m Not Going Bananas
Chapter 42 — Pending Availability
Chapter 43 — Snow White Syndrome
Chapter 45 — Short Straw: Thinking on My Way
Chapter 46 — Short Straw: Does This Mean We are Friends?
Chapter 47 — A Fist Full of Understanding
Chapter 48 — Loom of the Fruit
Chapter 49 — Table Talk—or Not